PROGRESS WITHOUT PROFIT.

Meet the Hooligans…

JAKE HILL

Photo: Aiden Rooney

- FIRST SCHOOL CRUSH?

Used to love the Power Puff Girls, they tickled my fancy in a way no other female could.

 - LAST TIME YOU GOT BEATEN UP?

 It happens on a daily basis. It seems i’m quite good at pissing people off soo much that they have to resort to physical confrontation, and beat the shit out of me.

 - FAVOURITE BAND?

I’m like a musical sieve, i’ll keep on churning out different answers as long as iv’e been giving the fuel to do so. Being that specific and generalized is way to effortful to answer. Couldn’t even give you a favourite genre.

- FAMOUS PERSON YOU’D WANT AT A DINNER PARTY?

Dick Strawbridge and his magical moustache; that guy is racing ahead of the rest of the humans in the evolutionary scale, it takes some sort wizardry to grow a moustache that perfect.

 - OTHER SPONSORS?

Bored Skate Shack.

 Iron Column for life yo!

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ALEX PAYNE 

Photo: Jack Knott

- FIRST SCHOOL CRUSH?

Steven Segal, nah, I think it was Katie T, in year 6. She had ginger hair, I like that..

- LAST TIME YOU GOT BEATEN UP?

About 3 years ago, Skating a carpark at night, some people passing got a bit excited and it got a bit out of hand, 5 against 15 went pretty badly.. haha.

- FAVOURITE BAND?
Probably Suicidal Tendencies, or BL’AST theyve always been there for me. There’s too many to choose a favourite though.

- FAMOUS PERSON YOU’D WANT AT A DINNER PARTY?
Steven Segal.

- OTHER SPONSORS?
Altar Skateshop.